When I picked up my daughters from school on Friday afternoon, they were both very confused as to why they had the upcoming Monday off. While their school explained to them that it was Martin Luther King Junior’s day and taught them the infamous, “I have a dream” speech, all they picked up is that [...]
Crap! It’s time for school pictures.
I hate school pictures as I have mentioned before. For some reason they aren’t taken first thing in the morning and my daughter’s hair always looks a hot mess, she has an awkward smile on her face, there is a lunch stain on her sweater and all is bad, very bad. You wouldn’t know this [...]
EVEN BETTER!
I have hit the mother load of crap television! Even more entertaining than my favorite show ever, I didn’t know I was pregnant on TLC. Now there is an even better show, the creme de la creme of the best crap ever! It is called, “Secretly Pregnant“. The show title gives it all away. There [...]
Okay! Fine! I’m thankful too!
I’m not sure if you have caught on but it seems like everyone and anyone is thankful for something these days. I think this is pretty cool. I remind myself every single day on what I need to be thankful for because the truth is, you forget BUT instead of posting them (insert Andy Cohen [...]
Beuller?
Just throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care! Because if you’re a woman who grooms herself more for her gyno than her man then everybody say, OH YEAH! Am I the only one? Beuller? Anyone? I couldn’t help but notice the grooming I put myself through when I [...]
How Uneek!
Okay, things I really despise? People that choose to name their kids a totally normal name and then make it “uneek” or like I would say, unique. I obviously have done very horrible things in my life because this weekend I had to visit a children’s portrait studio to take pictures of my girls for [...]
Candy Fail
I promise, this is my very last post that has anything to do with Halloween. I’m lazy, I’ve said it before and I just had the chance to sort through the trick or treating candy my daughters collected on Monday night. I looked through it all with my daughters and when my husband happened to [...]
“My beautiful mom!”
My daughter had a play date today. She was so excited! She asked me to purchase her favorite snacks and to play some Buble (She LOVES her some Michael!) when it was time to have a dance party. While I was pledging the smudges off the coffee table for the fiftieth time in 30 minutes, [...]
Costume Fail!
Why am I always the only parent that dresses up for Halloween? I remember being a kid and hating the fact that my mom never dressed up. I wanted her to be part of the fun! I wanted her to be the cool mom! She never was by the way. Today marked the fourth time [...]
It’s beginning to look a lot like…
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas? Already? I woke up to a marvelous 7AM call with two children jumping on my bed shouting, “Today’s the Halloween Party!”. My friend had planned yet another one of her fantastic events that we never miss. Her and her husband are the absolute best hosts ever! I [...]
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