You would think that my daughters knew Spanish being that it was my first language and I did not learn English until I was about 4 or 5 years old but nope, that isn’t the case. As much as I have tried to teach my girls how to roll their R’s, all I get is [...]
Que siga la tradición!
Fifteen years ago (or more, still up to debate between my mother and I), I performed at the Joyce Theater with the Ballet Hispanico dance company for their “Que Siga La Tradicion” show which was based on Gloria Estefan’s album at the time. I was a student at Ballet Hispanico for as long as I [...]
Fab Mama Finds!
I have to admit that the worst part of pregnancy isn’t the morning sickness, the painful pubic bone, the waddling, etc. It’s maternity shopping! What a freaking nightmare! I have a few pieces that I adore and was willing to splurge on but what happens when you just can’t splurge and still have the desire [...]
Ah… Push it! Push that Push Present!
I can count the number of weeks to my scheduled c-section on my two hands. That’s scary. I have not done a thing for this alien invader. Like, not a thing. I’m pretty sure it is because I don’t know the gender and somehow have psyched myself out to believe that I will be pregnant [...]
Things to do…
Oh, oh sometimes… I get a little queasy, yeah… I get so queasy that I end up throwing up on the floor, woah woah, I get a little queasy. What the hell is happening? Besides the sore pubic bone, achy back, migraine headaches, fainting spells, carpal tunnel and a partridge in a pear tree, this [...]
When I grow up…
“When I grow up, I want to sell oranges by the highway… I want to bus tables, scrub floors and be that guy where no matter how effed up the weather is, I stand outside your fruit stand”. Don’t you remember wishing the same thing when you were growing up? The American dream? Ahh… To [...]
Decisions… Decisions…
With this being our third rodeo, we have decided to make it a little different and not find out what we are having (or have we). I dragged my 18-20 hour a day working husband with me to look at baby bedding everywhere. While I knew that a quick phone call to my overbearing yet [...]
Tips for booking a quiet flight!
You are going to be amazed! Do you want to know how NOT to book a flight and be near a screaming child? WELL! Here’s a tip for you! Book a charter! Fly Private! Other than that, have a seat and shut the hell up. It is not because I’m a mother, I have always [...]
Bugawho?
A couple of years ago I posted about something odd that happens when you become a mother besides leaking boobs. There is something I like to call, stroller envy where you check out everyone else’s stroller just like some men check out and compare one another’s vehicles. It is insane but happens! I know I [...]
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