This is not an SNL skit. This. Is. Real. These Moxie dolls have dogs who poop rainbows. To say that I am dumbfounded would be an understatement. What?! Does the song really say, “poopy pets”? What?! I am so confused. Why is pooping cool now? I am sure my daughters are going to want these Moxie dolls who have pets that poop glitter and rainbows but still, I mean, wth?