If you are going to come back, there is no other way to do it then with a giant bang and that is why I am coming back with a fun little thing I did at the Blogher conference in San Jose, CA this summer. If you follow me on Instagram, you might have seen a plethora of pictures with the hashtag #blogher14 fill your newsfeed. One of those pictures was from the Angel Soft booth where I had the pleasure to sit and chat with their team and discuss my sheet (you’ll get it in a second) moments. I have 3 brothers and a father who believes it’s always better to let it out than keep it in. They (including my father) would walk through a room and play a game called guns blazin’, only the gun was not a gun, it was their anal orifices, to say that I am traumatized with “sheet” (almost getting it) would be an understatement. Check out this video, you might just recognize someone. Don’t judge the sheet face, it’s a genetic issue that my brothers and I all have. Sheet happens, I guess.