Lights, Camera, HUMPING!

Lights, Camera, Humping!

 

How does a prude celebrate her birthday? She goes to watch the 50 Shades Musical of course! Now, I have never read the book nor do I plan on doing so.  While I have a mouth that would make a pirate blush, I am a HUGE prude.  You guys, you have no idea.  Don’t let the obsession with faux leather and pumps fool you.  I’d much rather have crinkle cut French fries alongside a large fountain diet coke than doing the deed.  No shame in my game, I am who I am and well, this is me.

Trying to figure what to wear to such an occasion and having an idea of the porn on paper that 50 Shades is, I knew that I HAD to wear leather and chains.  I decided on this LBD from Banana Republic which my stylist to the star friend, Susie recommended months ago.  I decided to pair it with my Bauble Bar Courtney Bib that I have totally worn out.  Poor thing, not sure if she will make it to next year and yes, I’m totally referring to a necklace as a “she”.  I’m having a problem NOT wearing plaid in some way or another lately.  Therefore, of course I put a flannel top that I purchased at J Crew almost three years ago under the dress to make it a little more casual.  This top is almost identical to the one I own and it is from the Banana Republic Factory store which is currently having an AH-MAZING sale.  As much as I would have LOVED to wear my riding boots with this outfit, we are STILL in the process of moving and in a box somewhere in the forbidden land of the basement, there is a box filled with my boots but of course, I wasn’t going to go through that so I wore leopard flats instead.  I think the boots would have been much better.  I love the Seychelles brand and these black riding boots are all that and a bag of chips.

My friends and I cracked up, blushed and died watching the musical.  We were told that Christian would not disappoint and boy did he NOT!  It is a super fun show to catch for a girls night, to take your mother in law, birthday parties, date night, whatever, it is hysterical and I can honestly say that I was 3 feet from actual humping and with that my friends, I bid you farewell.

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