My funny Valentine

Blah, blah, blah, we should show love every day.  Blah, blah, blah, every day is Valentine’s day…  Blah, blah, blah, Hallmark holiday.  Blah, blah, blah.  I get it.  I also don’t care. I love Valentine’s Day.  It’s fun, it’s cute and I love an excuse for dotting my i’s with hearts without looking juvenile.
No time is more crucial in a relationship than the times of parenting.  It’s f’ng hard and it is very important that you take every and any opportunity to show each other that you still want a piece of dat A or in my non-sexual way, that they are the only person on this planet that you will share a can of Diet Coke with.  I remember when my husband and I were new parents.  We became two ships passing in the night.  Everything became a routine and most recently our third child has taught us that co-sleeping is not a choice that we make but a choice that he makes as he sneaks into your bed in the wee hours of the morning.  So now we don’t even have privacy in our bedroom.  Things have changed so why not spice it up with a funny Valentine.  I’m not very romantic but I do love a good laugh.  Here are some Valentine’s Day cards that I found on Etsy that are sure to tickle your pickle.

From the loyal baby momma
From TattoosloveLetters


For the couple that is trying to conceive
From Sioux Alice


From the shopaholic

From KnottyCards

For the 80’s pop fan

From EmiliePaperie
From the nagging Valentine
From AnnsPaperie 

For a top to it’s bottom
From the JulieAnnArt 

For the grateful Valentine
From the ModbyMel 

il_570xN.621852249_nbbdFor the new parents
From CraftyCue


From the hovering Valentine
From KnottyCards

From the confident Valentine

From SillyReggie



For the BDSM Valentine

From KnottyCards



For the Sports Fan
From KnottyCards



For the VERY comfortable couple
From ModbyMel


And finally, from the straight shooter
From SweetPerversion



  1. Thank you for including my card!
    It’s flying off the proverbial shelves like hotcakes!

  2. These are hilarious! I’m totally ordering one (or 5) for my husband!

  3. Cards is so hilarious on “El dia de el amor ” , i will definitely show them to my wife. !!

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