Bend over, here come the fundraisers!

It’s that time of year again!  The time of year where your child’s school or team asks you to sell overpriced chocolate in a can in exchange for a kazoo!  What?  You don’t think a kazoo is worth selling $75 worth of canned chocolate?  Blasphemy! I understand that these sales help the organizations but seriously? A […]

How to book a quiet flight

Prepare to be amazed! Do you want to know how NOT to book a flight and be near a screaming child? WELL! Here’s a tip for you! Book a charter! Fly Private! Other than that, have a seat and shut the hell up. On my way to San Jose, CA I was on a 5 hour […]

How about a horse and carriage?

A few days ago I was scared.  I have not been feeling very well for a few weeks months but I’m a mom and I don’t have time to go to the doctor for myself.  There are lunches to be packed, clothes to be set, dinners to be served and extra curricular activities to attend.  I […]

I want a cuddle…

“I feel better, so much better now.”  The last two years my home has turned into a mini clinic for all things made in china.  My daughters want to cure the ouchies on everything from their American Girl dolls to their Duffy teddy bears and sometimes I even find my son lying on the dinner […]

Walking with Dinosaurs…

Go ahead, call me Ross Gellar because if you know me, you know I love dinosaurs.  It’s odd, I know but the power behind these ginormous beings that used to chill on our earth is amazing to me.  Can you imagine waking up, looking out your window and seeing a giant lizard peeking into your […]