You are going to be amazed! Do you want to know how NOT to book a flight and be near a screaming child? WELL! Here’s a tip for you! Book a charter! Fly Private! Other than that, have a seat and shut the hell up. It is not because I’m a mother, I have always [...]
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Alien invader
Who am I and when do I get my brain back? Something is going on besides there being an alien creature forming inside of me. Something really wrong. My brain has turned into mush and I am a complete and total idiot. For instance, the other day I went to the ATM to withdraw some [...]
Dreams do come true…
When I picked up my daughters from school on Friday afternoon, they were both very confused as to why they had the upcoming Monday off. While their school explained to them that it was Martin Luther King Junior’s day and taught them the infamous, “I have a dream” speech, all they picked up is that [...]
How Uneek!
Okay, things I really despise? People that choose to name their kids a totally normal name and then make it “uneek” or like I would say, unique. I obviously have done very horrible things in my life because this weekend I had to visit a children’s portrait studio to take pictures of my girls for [...]
Costume Fail!
Why am I always the only parent that dresses up for Halloween? I remember being a kid and hating the fact that my mom never dressed up. I wanted her to be part of the fun! I wanted her to be the cool mom! She never was by the way. Today marked the fourth time [...]
It’s beginning to look a lot like…
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas? Already? I woke up to a marvelous 7AM call with two children jumping on my bed shouting, “Today’s the Halloween Party!”. My friend had planned yet another one of her fantastic events that we never miss. Her and her husband are the absolute best hosts ever! I [...]
I like it when you lie to me
Will my house ever be clean again? I know you’re supposed to care about spending time with your kids and all of those moments that you will never get back but come on… The clutter makes me INSANE! I’m sick of picking up in one room and when I’m done with the next, I have [...]
Lemons into Lemonade
I have not told anyone what I am about to share with you because believe it or not I’m pretty private about my REAL personal life. I’ll share a story here and there but as far the good stuff, I keep it to myself. Okay… Here goes… My husband and I decided over a year [...]
Time for an upgrade!
Have you ever made a promise to your child and jumped hurdles all day to make that promise come true and then when you pick her up at school and walk into her classroom with the surprise, she doesn’t even see you and runs to her father who was waiting in the hallway… IN! [...]
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