Be Aggressive. B. E. Aggressive.

Did I ever tell you that my daughter Sophia was a cheerleader?  No?  That’s because she wasn’t but this did not stop her from thinking that she was.  Sophia took it upon herself to perform a cheerleading stunt in her bedroom.  The stunt consisted of her jumping off her dresser into a toe touch and having her […]

This really happened…

This is not an SNL skit.  This. Is. Real.  These Moxie dolls have dogs who poop rainbows.  To say that I am dumbfounded would be an understatement.  What?!  Does the song really say, “poopy pets”?  What?!  I am so confused.  Why is pooping cool now?   I am sure my daughters are going to want […]

Minivan Wars

Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  Round 1, fight!  My daughters have turned into two little humans that I no longer recognize.  I am sure that they have been in contact with the infamous Don King because it seems as if every 15 minutes they are around one another, they break into the most ridiculous fights.  They fight […]