I can count the number of weeks to my scheduled c-section on my two hands. That’s scary. I have not done a thing for this alien invader. Like, not a thing. I’m pretty sure it is because I don’t know the gender and somehow have psyched myself out to believe that I will be pregnant [...]
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Things to do…
Oh, oh sometimes… I get a little queasy, yeah… I get so queasy that I end up throwing up on the floor, woah woah, I get a little queasy. What the hell is happening? Besides the sore pubic bone, achy back, migraine headaches, fainting spells, carpal tunnel and a partridge in a pear tree, this [...]
Decisions… Decisions…
With this being our third rodeo, we have decided to make it a little different and not find out what we are having (or have we). I dragged my 18-20 hour a day working husband with me to look at baby bedding everywhere. While I knew that a quick phone call to my overbearing yet [...]
Bugawho?
A couple of years ago I posted about something odd that happens when you become a mother besides leaking boobs. There is something I like to call, stroller envy where you check out everyone else’s stroller just like some men check out and compare one another’s vehicles. It is insane but happens! I know I [...]
It’s a boy!
We had our big ultrasound yesterday and while we are very clear about NOT finding out what our baby is, I was certain that the ultrasound tech would spill the beans. My daughters were in the room and when the tech said, “okay, I’m going downtown so turn away or close your eyes” I was [...]
Alien invader
Who am I and when do I get my brain back? Something is going on besides there being an alien creature forming inside of me. Something really wrong. My brain has turned into mush and I am a complete and total idiot. For instance, the other day I went to the ATM to withdraw some [...]
Happy Belated Everything!
What do you do when you are watching your DVR’d episodes of the evening and not one but two of your children show up in your bedroom crying because they had nightmares which both contained the other one becoming a monster? Get on Facebook of course but then you get kind of scared to comment [...]
Okay! Fine! I’m thankful too!
I’m not sure if you have caught on but it seems like everyone and anyone is thankful for something these days. I think this is pretty cool. I remind myself every single day on what I need to be thankful for because the truth is, you forget BUT instead of posting them (insert Andy Cohen [...]
How Uneek!
Okay, things I really despise? People that choose to name their kids a totally normal name and then make it “uneek” or like I would say, unique. I obviously have done very horrible things in my life because this weekend I had to visit a children’s portrait studio to take pictures of my girls for [...]
“My beautiful mom!”
My daughter had a play date today. She was so excited! She asked me to purchase her favorite snacks and to play some Buble (She LOVES her some Michael!) when it was time to have a dance party. While I was pledging the smudges off the coffee table for the fiftieth time in 30 minutes, [...]
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