Darling, You Will Be A Bitch

“You will be a bitch.”  I was at least 8 years old when my dad told me that I would grow up to be a bitch one day.  WTH?  This girl’s dad told her she was going to be a bitch?  Yes, indeed he did and he was right.  My father has played a large […]

Pump and Dump

Crass, dirty and continuously questioning why the F your kid won’t go to sleep, that’s parenting. Oh, you thought it was all unicorns and rainbows? Well, sometimes it literally is because your kid has drawn a freaking rainbow on your nude patent leather Jimmy Choos and while parenting is also heartwarming and fulfilling most times (I’m […]

Let him be a dad

There is a baby boom going on in my cohort. FINALLY!!!!!! I am so excited for my friends and friends of friends who are starting or have just started their families. I get texts, emails and phone calls from them asking me what my best advice is, which stroller I like best, how to lose […]

Cinder-mommy

Do the dishes, fold the laundry, CINDER-MOMMY!  Am I the only one that has mom friends that brag about all the chores they get done on their social media? “Took the kids to school, got the car washed, bought Jack some organic bananas and it isn’t even 9AM!”, this is then followed by a few […]