You would think that my daughters knew Spanish being that it was my first language and I did not learn English until I was about 4 or 5 years old but nope, that isn’t the case. As much as I have tried to teach my girls how to roll their R’s, all I get is [...]
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Ah… Push it! Push that Push Present!
I can count the number of weeks to my scheduled c-section on my two hands. That’s scary. I have not done a thing for this alien invader. Like, not a thing. I’m pretty sure it is because I don’t know the gender and somehow have psyched myself out to believe that I will be pregnant [...]
Things to do…
Oh, oh sometimes… I get a little queasy, yeah… I get so queasy that I end up throwing up on the floor, woah woah, I get a little queasy. What the hell is happening? Besides the sore pubic bone, achy back, migraine headaches, fainting spells, carpal tunnel and a partridge in a pear tree, this [...]
Bugawho?
A couple of years ago I posted about something odd that happens when you become a mother besides leaking boobs. There is something I like to call, stroller envy where you check out everyone else’s stroller just like some men check out and compare one another’s vehicles. It is insane but happens! I know I [...]
How Uneek!
Okay, things I really despise? People that choose to name their kids a totally normal name and then make it “uneek” or like I would say, unique. I obviously have done very horrible things in my life because this weekend I had to visit a children’s portrait studio to take pictures of my girls for [...]
S.O.M. (Save our Mommas)
Remember when there was an alien who decided to grow inside your body? If you remember that then you must remember all the things you wish you knew BEFORE you jumped onto the preggers ship. With so many of my friends having babies this upcoming year, I wanted to share my top ten survival [...]
It’s a party! Nope! It’s Godspell!
It was 8 o’clock and the anal person in me was looking at my watch waiting for the show to begin. Then, boom! The show began. I will not ruin the surprise entrance for you but just know, it is completely unexpected. There were references to a ton of current events including everything from Lindsay [...]
Lemons into Lemonade
I have not told anyone what I am about to share with you because believe it or not I’m pretty private about my REAL personal life. I’ll share a story here and there but as far the good stuff, I keep it to myself. Okay… Here goes… My husband and I decided over a year [...]
Time for an upgrade!
Have you ever made a promise to your child and jumped hurdles all day to make that promise come true and then when you pick her up at school and walk into her classroom with the surprise, she doesn’t even see you and runs to her father who was waiting in the hallway… IN! [...]
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