I have to admit that the worst part of pregnancy isn’t the morning sickness, the painful pubic bone, the waddling, etc. It’s maternity shopping! What a freaking nightmare! I have a few pieces that I adore and was willing to splurge on but what happens when you just can’t splurge and still have the desire [...]
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Ah… Push it! Push that Push Present!
I can count the number of weeks to my scheduled c-section on my two hands. That’s scary. I have not done a thing for this alien invader. Like, not a thing. I’m pretty sure it is because I don’t know the gender and somehow have psyched myself out to believe that I will be pregnant [...]
Things to do…
Oh, oh sometimes… I get a little queasy, yeah… I get so queasy that I end up throwing up on the floor, woah woah, I get a little queasy. What the hell is happening? Besides the sore pubic bone, achy back, migraine headaches, fainting spells, carpal tunnel and a partridge in a pear tree, this [...]
Decisions… Decisions…
With this being our third rodeo, we have decided to make it a little different and not find out what we are having (or have we). I dragged my 18-20 hour a day working husband with me to look at baby bedding everywhere. While I knew that a quick phone call to my overbearing yet [...]
It’s a boy!
We had our big ultrasound yesterday and while we are very clear about NOT finding out what our baby is, I was certain that the ultrasound tech would spill the beans. My daughters were in the room and when the tech said, “okay, I’m going downtown so turn away or close your eyes” I was [...]
Alien invader
Who am I and when do I get my brain back? Something is going on besides there being an alien creature forming inside of me. Something really wrong. My brain has turned into mush and I am a complete and total idiot. For instance, the other day I went to the ATM to withdraw some [...]
Happy Belated Everything!
What do you do when you are watching your DVR’d episodes of the evening and not one but two of your children show up in your bedroom crying because they had nightmares which both contained the other one becoming a monster? Get on Facebook of course but then you get kind of scared to comment [...]
EVEN BETTER!
I have hit the mother load of crap television! Even more entertaining than my favorite show ever, I didn’t know I was pregnant on TLC. Now there is an even better show, the creme de la creme of the best crap ever! It is called, “Secretly Pregnant“. The show title gives it all away. There [...]
S.O.M. (Save our Mommas)
Remember when there was an alien who decided to grow inside your body? If you remember that then you must remember all the things you wish you knew BEFORE you jumped onto the preggers ship. With so many of my friends having babies this upcoming year, I wanted to share my top ten survival [...]
Lemons into Lemonade
I have not told anyone what I am about to share with you because believe it or not I’m pretty private about my REAL personal life. I’ll share a story here and there but as far the good stuff, I keep it to myself. Okay… Here goes… My husband and I decided over a year [...]
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