Tag Archives | Toddlers

Tips for booking a quiet flight!

You are going to be amazed!  Do you want to know how NOT to book a flight and be near a screaming child?  WELL!  Here’s a tip for you!  Book a charter!  Fly Private!  Other than that, have a seat and shut the hell up. It is not because I’m a mother, I have always [...]

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Work that pole!

Every parent asks themselves the same question at a certain point of their parenting career.  ”What kind of extra curricular activities will I enroll my child in?”  There are so many options out there now!  They have language classes, disc jockey classes, pole dancing… Yes!  Pole dancing!  Can you imagine grandma and grandpa’s faces when [...]

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One of those days…

Have you ever had that moment where you feel great!  You feel beautiful, your hair smells good, your nails are kind of painted and you are wearing new underwear?  Okay, now, have you ever had one of those days and then get a glimpse of your derriere in the mirror in those new panties and realize that [...]

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What am I?

Welcome to my new stage of motherhood.  For those of you who have followed me from the very beginning, thank you for hanging around this long.  Is it possible that I’m an empty nester?  I always thought that was just for parents whose kids went off to college but for everything I felt today, I [...]

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