Who am I and when do I get my brain back? Something is going on besides there being an alien creature forming inside of me. Something really wrong. My brain has turned into mush and I am a complete and total idiot. For instance, the other day I went to the ATM to withdraw some [...]
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Okay! Fine! I’m thankful too!
I’m not sure if you have caught on but it seems like everyone and anyone is thankful for something these days. I think this is pretty cool. I remind myself every single day on what I need to be thankful for because the truth is, you forget BUT instead of posting them (insert Andy Cohen [...]
Beuller?
Just throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care! Because if you’re a woman who grooms herself more for her gyno than her man then everybody say, OH YEAH! Am I the only one? Beuller? Anyone? I couldn’t help but notice the grooming I put myself through when I [...]
Be cool about momma safety!
I have no idea how I used to stomp around the streets of NYC, take the train, go to work and then walk home in freaking heels. Stilettos no less! NO IDEA! I love wearing heels but hardly do because of the girls… Well no, because of Penelope, because she loves to see me stressed [...]
What am I?
Welcome to my new stage of motherhood. For those of you who have followed me from the very beginning, thank you for hanging around this long. Is it possible that I’m an empty nester? I always thought that was just for parents whose kids went off to college but for everything I felt today, I [...]
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