Darling, You Will Be A Bitch

“You will be a bitch.”  I was at least 8 years old when my dad told me that I would grow up to be a bitch one day.  WTH?  This girl’s dad told her she was going to be a bitch?  Yes, indeed he did and he was right.  My father has played a large […]

Can’t we all just get along?

“No one cares what you look like.” I hear this comment come out of women’s mouths so much when referring to my attire.  It usually comes along with a side of, “You’re so dressed up.  I used to do that but then I realized that no one cared what I looked like.”  Okay, so what is really […]

When did I get old?

You know the tiny bit of your reign is over when you are watching a Lifetime movie (Social Nightmare) and one of the characters in one of THE movies that was everything in the 90s (The Craft) plays the school guidance counselor.  I mean, she looks a lot better now but still, when did the […]